Stuck A Patch On My Beer Gut Before Bed. Woke Up Three Inches Flatter. I'm Not Exaggerating, I Measured.

Quick backstory. I'd done the usual, and my gut didn't move. Not an inch in three months.

Man holding the Aida Botanical Detox Patches pouch in evening lamplight

The Protein Powder Is Still Half Full

Illustration of a man beside refused beer, walking shoes and an abandoned protein tub

Cut back on beer. Started walking. Bought the protein powder that's still sitting in the cupboard with about two thirds left in it.

Three months of that, and the tape said exactly what it said in January.

Then a mate said something that stuck: your gut isn't full of beer. It's full of backed-up gunk your body never cleared. And you don't clear that from the inside. You pull it out.

You don't clear it from the inside. You pull it out.

You Know Cat Litter On An Oil Leak In The Garage?

Illustration of scrubbing an oil stain versus cat litter drawing it out overnight

You don't scrub. Anyone who's tried knows scrubbing an oil stain out of concrete is a losing afternoon.

You pour it on, walk away, and by morning the litter's soaked it up out of the concrete.

The oil was in the concrete for weeks. The litter got it in one night. Overnight. No effort.

Weeks in the concrete. One night to draw it out.

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That's What This Patch Does

Illustration of the patch drawing built-up matter out of the abdomen overnight

It's a botanical blend that sits on your skin and draws out what's built up underneath, while you sleep.

Nothing to swallow. Nothing to remember. Stick it on, go to bed — which is the only routine I've ever managed to keep for more than a fortnight.

Eight hours of it working, during the eight hours you're doing nothing anyway.

Stick it on, go to bed. That's the entire instruction.

Day One, Three Inches Off The Tape

Man in the morning with a hand on a flatter stomach, pleased and surprised

I measured before bed and I measured in the morning, because I knew what I'd sound like otherwise.

I kept going. Belt's in a new hole now.

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✓ A beer gut is backed-up buildup, not beer

✓ You don't clear that from the inside — it has to be drawn out

✓ Botanical blend sits on the skin and pulls it out while you sleep

✓ Nothing to swallow, nothing to remember, no routine to keep

✓ Three inches off the tape after a single night

What Customers Are Saying

★★★★★

Three months of walking and no beer did nothing. One night with a patch on and the tape had actually moved. I'm still slightly annoyed about it.

— Callum B., 50, Ohio

★★★★★

The cat litter comparison is exactly why I bought them. I'd been scrubbing at this for years and nobody had suggested drawing it out instead.

— Dermot W., 53, Colorado

★★★★★

Zero effort is the appeal. Stick it on, go to sleep, that's it. Belt's in a hole after three weeks and I've changed nothing else.

— Graeme H., 47, Michigan

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It was never beer. It was gunk. And it comes out like oil into litter.

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