I Had Three Reasons Why Belly Patches Were Rubbish. I Was Wrong About Every One Of Them.

I want to go through all three, because I'd have used the same arguments on you.

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"A Sticker Cannot Do Anything To Your Stomach"

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That's what I thought. And fair enough. But a lot of what's on my belly isn't fat — it's fluid, sitting in the tissue, because your drainage slows down as you get older and it stops leaving properly.

So the patch isn't trying to melt fat off you. It's pulling settled fluid back into your own drainage while you sleep.

And you can see it working. You peel it off in the morning and the thing has gone dark.

It isn't melting fat off you. That was never the claim.

"So It's Just Water Weight"

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And it is. That's the whole point.

Because the bit of your gut you can actually shift this week was never fat in the first place. Fat took years to build up and it goes over months. The fluid goes in days.

After two nights I got the tape out, and it was three inches down. That's not fat, obviously — you don't lose fat in two nights. And my jeans did up without me lying on the bed to do it.

Yes, it's water weight. That's why you can shift it this week.

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"It'll Just Come Back"

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And honestly, it will, if you stop. Your drainage doesn't suddenly get twenty years younger.

But that's not a problem, because you stick another one on tomorrow night. It's the last thing you do before you turn the light off.

That's it. That's the whole routine.

It comes back if you stop. So don't stop — it's one thing before bed.

Three Reasons I Didn't Buy Them

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All three of them were wrong. Not because I was being stupid — because I was arguing about fat, and this was never about fat.

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✓ It isn't melting fat — it's drawing settled fluid back into your drainage

✓ Yes, it's water weight, and that's exactly why it moves in days

✓ Fat took years to arrive and goes over months. Fluid goes fast

✓ It does come back if you stop — so you put one on the next night

✓ Three inches off after two nights, and jeans that do up standing up

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Being told outright that it's water weight and that it comes back if you stop is what made me buy it. Nobody else in this category says that.

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I'd made all three of these arguments to my wife, almost word for word. Then I did two nights and had to stop making them.

— Dermot M., 52, Colorado

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Doing my jeans up standing up rather than lying on the bed is a small thing that I'd stopped noticing I'd lost.

— Graeme W., 47, Michigan

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Three reasons I didn't buy them. All three were wrong.

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