I Owe You An Apology, Because I Told People To Give These Two Weeks. I Was Wrong. It Takes Forty-Eight Hours.

And that mistake cost people the result.

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#1

One On Your Belly Before Bed. That's The Whole Routine.

Illustration of a patch going on at night and the figure asleep

Bit of warmth, then you forget it's there.

Nothing to remember, nothing to build into your week. That part I got right.

There's no routine to stick to. That's not the part I got wrong.

#2

Night's The Only Window

Illustration of fluid pushed down while upright and flowing freely while asleep

What's sat on your belly mostly isn't fat. Your body flushes fluid out of you every day, and as you get older that slows down and it stops leaving properly. So it backs up and it sits there.

And it only drains properly when you're lying down. All day, upright, you're pushing it back down there.

So that's when we work.

Upright all day, you undo it. Asleep, it finally leaves.

#3

Fluid Doesn't Take Two Weeks

Illustration of a long timeline for fat beside a very short one for fluid

Fat takes months, fluid takes days, and that's the entire point of this thing.

Two nights in, people are getting the tape out and it's three inches down. Not fat β€” you don't lose fat in two nights.

So when I said be patient for a fortnight, people binned it on day four thinking it hadn't worked, when it already had. That's on me.

People binned it on day four when it had already worked. That's on me.

#4

Forty-Eight Hours. That's The Test.

Man holding a measuring band around his midsection in the morning, surprised

Put one on tonight, one on tomorrow night, then measure.

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Aida Botanical Detox Patches pouch

βœ“ One patch on the belly before bed β€” that's the entire routine

βœ“ What's on your belly is mostly fluid, not fat

βœ“ It only drains properly lying down, so night is the window

βœ“ Fat takes months. Fluid takes two nights

βœ“ Put one on tonight and one tomorrow, then measure. That's the test

What Customers Are Saying

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I'd have given up on day four if I hadn't measured. Glad someone said so plainly that two nights is enough to judge it.

β€” Callum D., 48, Ohio

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The point about night being the only window is what convinced me to try. I'm on my feet all day undoing it.

β€” Dermot M., 53, Colorado

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Two nights and the tape had moved. I hadn't done anything differently, which is the part that still gets me.

β€” Graeme T., 46, Michigan

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Forty-eight hours. Two nights, then measure.

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