I Need To Publicly Apologise To Every Guy Who Tried To Buy These Last Month, Because I Told You They Were Gone.
They're not. Everything else I told you still stands.
#1
It Settles At The Lowest Point It Can Reach
When your drainage slows with age, fluid settles at the lowest point it can get to while you're stood up all day.
On a guy that's the lower belly. Which is where boxers sit. Not near it. On it.
That part was true when I said it and it's true now.
#2
The Compression Is Graded
Firmest at the lower belly, easing off as it goes up, so all day it's walking the fluid up and out through your own drainage.
And what you've been calling fat was never fat. Fat doesn't turn up by dinner and vanish by morning.
Two days in I took mine off, put a tape round my belly, two inches down. Not fat burned — fat's still the gym's job and always was.
#3
Two Days, Boxers Off, Tape On
That's the test, and it's a short one. You don't need a month to find out whether this does anything.
Which is exactly why leaving people waiting was a daft thing to do.
#4
Here's Where I Got It Wrong
I told you they were gone for the year. That's not true. They've just landed again and I should have come back and told you weeks ago, because a lot of you have been sat waiting.
They're in stock right now. Sixty-day guarantee, so if they do nothing for you, send them back and get your money.
If you can still see the link below, that means there's stock left.
Sold Out Multiple Times — Back in Stock Now
✓ Standing all day, fluid settles at the lowest point it can reach
✓ On a man that's the lower belly — exactly where boxers sit
✓ Graded compression, firmest low, walks it up and out all day
✓ A gut that comes and goes with the clock was never fat
✓ Two inches at two days, with nothing else changed
What Customers Are Saying
★★★★★
Tried to order last month and gave up when I heard they were gone. Glad someone came back and said otherwise.
— Gareth M., 49, Ohio
★★★★★
The lowest-point explanation is what got me. On my feet eleven hours a day, so of course it all ends up down there.
— Declan T., 52, Colorado
★★★★★
Feel like ordinary boxers, just firmer down low. Two days and the tape had moved, exactly as advertised.
— Ross P., 46, Michigan
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That's the apology. They're back.
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