Day One Of Losing This Bloat Before My Daughter's Wedding. Two Weeks. Let's Go.
And who knows — slimmer me, maybe I find her a new dad while I'm at it.
DAY 1
Anyway. Here's What I Actually Know.
It's a lymphatic bra. Compression in the side panels, and you just wear it like a normal bra. That's genuinely all I know at this point.
Which is either the appeal or the problem, depending on how cynical you're feeling. There's nothing to do, so there's nothing for me to get wrong.
Two weeks until the wedding. Let's go.
DAY 3
Okay So… My Stomach's Actually Flatter
Like I can see it. These jeans did not do this button on Monday, and I want to be clear that I'm not being generous with myself here — it was a proper struggle three days ago.
I've changed nothing. Same food, same everything, same amount of moving about.
This is great. Will keep wearing it and see if the results keep up until the wedding.
DAY 7
So I Did Some Digging On Why
My middle hasn't looked like this in years, and at some point you want to know what's actually happening rather than just enjoying it.
Turns out most of that puffiness was never fat. It's fluid. Your drainage slows right down in your 50s and it all just backs up through here.
So what this bra does is that it has side panels that press right where it sits. The fluid keeps moving out instead of sitting there.
WEDDING DAY
Look At This. No Bloat, Nowhere.
I tried the dress earlier and it fits so well. Two weeks ago I looked pregnant in this thing — that is not a figure of speech, that is what I said out loud in this room a fortnight ago.
Right. Let's go marry off my daughter.
And find myself someone too, obviously.
AFTER
Okay, It's Midnight
I have eaten a three-course dinner, cake, and I drank my body weight in champagne… and look. Still flat.
Normally I'd be bursting out of this by the first dance. That's the part I genuinely didn't expect — not the fortnight, the fact that it held through an entire evening of doing my worst.
Oh — and one more thing. Met her new dad. A hundred percent would recommend, and I'll be wearing this daily now.
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What sold me is that there's nothing to do. I've abandoned every plan I've ever started. You just put the bra on, which I was doing anyway.
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